when we were young

my car is a transformer . it saved my life recently .i met a car who wanna crash me and my proton suddenly changed into an autobot and drive away.

the story began like this:

the windy afternoon and ambience of serinity of faculty enthralled me , i wanna get a cup of coffee with chyibori the eukaryotes.after strenous lab work and some photostating , i feel tired and wanna go home for some rest .

then i start my engine . my car plate number , the infamous "QXX 1987" haha.very famous one this number. coz i always bring girls out with this car.but he is still virgin . virgin car sold a higher price.

not even on my air cond. i drive slowly to the junction and i saw a car kelisa from far far away speeding towards the traffic light oso .

i really got think : how if the car hit on me ?

but i juz think tat as crap , my common sense make me do the usual stuff.

@@#^#&*(((&%$^& ouch ........

then the details of crash i need no elaborations.

then my car suddenly turn to a transformer and fight with the kelisa .

the kelisa use a bazooka borrowed from pirated shyang ( Kuching life , retrieved from www.pirated.com )

then suddenly another pajero oso transform into a car-like crab robot and use a chain saw to attack my car-autobot . oh gosh it is a 2 on 1...

then my car ulti .



then i wake up from coma after 6 days .

( disclaimer : this is fiction . dun ask whether i wanna sell my car or not . it wont turn into transfomer)

kuma was brought to the garden.

she doesnt know how to swim.

cheng ho does

there was a mosquitoe in my room .

then i looked at her . its a female . she was bloody sexy.

she sucked my blood and raped me

i dun wanna get filiarisis either . it's STD

then i killed her .

a rape cum murder story .

finally i decided to talk about this case .

i lost my phone , my money , my pet bug , my pet fish recently.

i crashed my car , i suck in my football .

and i was in second year now .


nothing has been well recently .i had been in the very teruk moment of my life . really teruk . no one noticed tat i ate kolomee every day juz to save money . last time i did take things for granted .

only after my pet died then i realised that i neglect the beauty of life for so long .

even chelsea lost and draw for this two weeks , haiyoyo.

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but it's all over now coz resistance builds up .

i came back alive , and kicking.