i called nemo.

she answered.

X X X X

she went to shopping centre .

she was moody.

she saw a snail in the middle of the road .

she kicked the snail aside .


X X X X

he accompanied her walking along the street.

he saw her kicking the snail.

he was hurt.

X X X X

the snail was in the middle on the road .

it get kicked .

it was innocent.

pp like JAY CHOU , or JAY CHAU . some pp even worship him . he sings a song , called " qi li xiang " here's the lyrics .pp think that it is romantic , poetic , nice , semantic , sentimentic , lovely . but as i read the meaning deeply i discover some problem . of coz la i think its nice oso ( i write this juz to avoid getting killed by jay's fan ) . but it really has some problems. lets see some verse in the lyrics 窗外的麻雀在电线杆上多嘴 it means : "birds outside the windows , chirping on the electric post ." start with this verse . ok huh ?pp think birds are romantic since they like standing on the post in the summer , singing songs together like cpouples . but if u imagine a bird shitting on the post like those in malaysia , sometimes even it is a crow ( black + shit = bla bla black SHEEP ) . it is not poetic at all.... ok . next . 手中的铅笔在纸上来来回回我用几行字形容你是我的谁
it means :

" my pen was wandering on the paper .
i use a few verses( in poem ) to tell people who you are to me "

ok. i admit i corrected the lyrics a bit . JAY could not tell pp who his beloved is and what she meant to him . so he wrote in the poem about her.

Romantic , huh ? poem wo .

Clinical diagnosis : JAY is having autism.
So this is a autistic poet trying to live in his own world like van gogh . remember Van gogh cut his own ear off ? ehm. May be Jay can try that. Earless singer shud be as famous as van gogh.
秋刀鱼的滋味猫跟你都想了解初恋的香味就这样被我们寻回

This is the most shitty verse. Purely crap .it means .

The taste of salmon , me and my cat want to know .
The taste of our first love , is found .

Actually I think quite long to “ beautify “ the verse. The real meaning sounds like “ the smell of fishball fish ( fish that is used for making fishball ) , my cats and me wanna know . the nice smell of firstlove is therefore been found in it “

Shit !!!

Dun tell me inside the fish ball there is the SMELL of FIRST LOVE.

Then jay’s first love shud be a fish. Or stinky sotongball , or crabs.

Fishy smell = first love smell ? fetish …. Weird….

And what on earth the “cat” is related ? is it a description to his beloved ? a cat ? omg . I know cat is called “ pussy cat “

So , since cat = beloved ( for jay )
Pussy cat = pussy beloved .

Ok. I shall stop elaborate until here….

你说你舍不得吃掉这一种感觉

This means :

“ u said u are reluctant to eat it”

So Jay do not like fishball actually . weird .


你突然对我说七里香的名字很美
我此刻却只想亲吻你倔强的嘴

This is the last verse.it means:

“ you suddenly tell me that you like the name “ Qi Li Xiang”
But in this moment , I just wanna kiss your stubborn lips”

Very romantic for the last phrase . actually I like it . but I am cool blooded sorry .

My research shows that “Qi li xiang” is a food in TAIWAN , which means “ fried chicken ass with sesame”

And the words “ YOUR stubborn lips” is it the YOUR means his beloved , or the chicken ass ?

my dad said being a doctor u don't have life.

i said i knew it .

i knew it eversince i was in standard one , when i wrote the word " DOCTOR" on the school form , in the ambition column.

recently i keep on uploading photos coz i wanna deleted those in my hardisk .

sorry if u dun like the photos

i am in the middle .

check mate .

this picture was taken when a gang of medical students were having discussions on PBL in the evening along the corridor .

we wil talk about megaloblastic anaemia and echinocytes add some homocysteine and methionine .

then we will discuss where to eat tonight .

an egg. an easter bunny egg.

elitrocyte gave it to me. i wanna eat it .

it was shivering and trembling in fear.

humpy dumpy.

A SCARY HORROR BURGER MURDER STORY
it s late.

i wanna eat the burger in front of me .

but the birger asked me to study much 1st.

i said can not study in hunger. he refused to be eaten.

" according to hypocrath oaths , do no harm to everyone and anything. " said the burger .

" oaths are meant to be forgotton . laws are meant to be broken ." i continued , and my mouth chewing the very last taste of the slice of bacon in it....

the result for second year first proffesional exams are out . and there is 4 students , my seniors , having interview with " those very very knowledgable examinors" for viva distinctive students.

here are those four , all same species :

a) pirated shyang
b) tony sia long long
c) TEA big cannon ( largest tea in the world )
d) henriata/henrietta / dunno how to spell name (she is KL pp !!!!)


congratulations , although none of them get the distinctive viva , coz according to them they get owned and get cooked in the interview question sessions .


then i think think think . if i got viva interview , then wat will happen leh ?

ok la , of coz for now quite impossible coz i am lazy . the possibility is even lower than arsenal getting EPL champion .


but here is one MOCK session , if i got VIVA interview ,the situation will be like this .

examinor :" so , tell me about liddle syndrome "

me : " a pathologic disease , dicovered by sir LIddle "

examinor : " ......"

examinor 2 :" ok , nvm . imagine i m a patient having septic athritis . can u tell me what is the main causes of septic Athritis ? "

me :" bacteria "

examinor :" , wei , name it la "

me : " staph aureus , strep pyogene "

examinor : " wat sign and symptom ? explain it "

me : " pain , swelling , redness "

examinor : " i want MEDICAL TERMS !!! i wan cardinal sign "

me: " wait . aren't we are always encouraged to use simple layman term ?"

examinor : " yes , but not now ."

me : " then when ?"

examinor : " when u face ur patient u shud make them understand "

me : " u ask me to imagine u are a patient , right ?"

examinor :" ..... !@@#$%"

examinor 2: " nvm , explain why patient is experiencing pain in athritis "

me: " because stimulation of nerve "

examinor : " yes .. we know , but why stimulation of nerve? "

me : " because goes above threshold level lo ..."

examinor : " WE KNOW THIS !!! but why above ???? answer properly !!!"

me : " wait , did u know the answer ? "

examinor : " sure !!! i am a proffresor !!! "

me :" then u expect a 1st year student having the same knowledge of a proffessor ?"

examinor :" NO.... this is a simple Question ! i am sure everyone students know it ."

me :" u are sure every students know it ? "

examinor :" YES !!! it is simple"

me :" if u are sure , the why u still wanna ask me ?"

examinor :" BECAUSE I WANNA TEST U !"

me: " If u stil wanna test , tat means u are not sure, right ? "

examinor : " OK@#$% , fine . i am not sure ..."

me :" why are u not sure ? u are a prof and u suppose to know it . it is a simple question ..."

examinor :" !@##$% "

examinor 2 :" ok ok ok . pls calm down .. "

me :" i am calm . only he didn't " ( pointing at the examinor 1 )

examinor 2 :" ok . how to prevent colle's fracture ?"

me : " STOP moving the hand "

examinor 2 :" huh ? "

me: " no one will get fracture when not moving "

my pet .

every day when i study he stays beside me.

i think by year end he can take first proffesional exam with me as well , if he pays attention.

today i spent the whole afternoon walking in old campus after exam .

the lake was in front of me. peacefully lay at the very quiet place of seroja .

but i still can see the stress within my reflection of the water....

the song is still melancholily sung , in radio.

i looked at the clock . the clock looked at me .

i looked at my pet, he crawled to me .

i looked at her photo .

she doesnt look at me .

i remember one of my fren called prasad .


he is thin and tall and thin and thin . superb lanky type .

tats what caused him always falling down when playing footbal .

long time never see him already , last time he sat beside me and we both share some same interests .

but he once told me his goitre is hyperfunctioning , and tats y it causes him so thin .

" its hyper metabolism , " i remember he said that before .

years later...


whenever i read about hyperthyroidism , i will remember him .

on the plane .

hash brown , ming2 and me were on the plane . 3 person

then the lights were off . hash brown vanished in the dark.

left 2 person .

then a quite nice air stewardess passed by , selling some snacks.

ming2 look at me , i looked at the air stewardess.

the air stewardess looked at the snacks being sold.

i am in HOme town , and my home town is in KL.

not KUala LIPIS la , Kuala Lumpur . the place where u can find most belle fille.

and i went to Alook in sri petaling street today , making specs for my bro as a SPM present.

then after that go eat the nam heong chicken rice , superb .

and i notice one thing where only KL foo chow have , the " foo Chow FISH BALL "

sarawak foo chow onli know how to make "KOMBIA " , " KAMPUA " , and " venomancer " ...

"diabetes mellitus is a very chronic and pravalent disease..."said the prof.

i like diabetes . it is sweet.

prednisolone is a cause !!!!