pp like JAY CHOU , or JAY CHAU . some pp even worship him . he sings a song , called " qi li xiang " here's the lyrics .pp think that it is romantic , poetic , nice , semantic , sentimentic , lovely . but as i read the meaning deeply i discover some problem . of coz la i think its nice oso ( i write this juz to avoid getting killed by jay's fan ) . but it really has some problems. lets see some verse in the lyrics 窗外的麻雀在电线杆上多嘴 it means : "birds outside the windows , chirping on the electric post ." start with this verse . ok huh ?pp think birds are romantic since they like standing on the post in the summer , singing songs together like cpouples . but if u imagine a bird shitting on the post like those in malaysia , sometimes even it is a crow ( black + shit = bla bla black SHEEP ) . it is not poetic at all.... ok . next . 手中的铅笔在纸上来来回回我用几行字形容你是我的谁
it means :

" my pen was wandering on the paper .
i use a few verses( in poem ) to tell people who you are to me "

ok. i admit i corrected the lyrics a bit . JAY could not tell pp who his beloved is and what she meant to him . so he wrote in the poem about her.

Romantic , huh ? poem wo .

Clinical diagnosis : JAY is having autism.
So this is a autistic poet trying to live in his own world like van gogh . remember Van gogh cut his own ear off ? ehm. May be Jay can try that. Earless singer shud be as famous as van gogh.
秋刀鱼的滋味猫跟你都想了解初恋的香味就这样被我们寻回

This is the most shitty verse. Purely crap .it means .

The taste of salmon , me and my cat want to know .
The taste of our first love , is found .

Actually I think quite long to “ beautify “ the verse. The real meaning sounds like “ the smell of fishball fish ( fish that is used for making fishball ) , my cats and me wanna know . the nice smell of firstlove is therefore been found in it “

Shit !!!

Dun tell me inside the fish ball there is the SMELL of FIRST LOVE.

Then jay’s first love shud be a fish. Or stinky sotongball , or crabs.

Fishy smell = first love smell ? fetish …. Weird….

And what on earth the “cat” is related ? is it a description to his beloved ? a cat ? omg . I know cat is called “ pussy cat “

So , since cat = beloved ( for jay )
Pussy cat = pussy beloved .

Ok. I shall stop elaborate until here….

你说你舍不得吃掉这一种感觉

This means :

“ u said u are reluctant to eat it”

So Jay do not like fishball actually . weird .


你突然对我说七里香的名字很美
我此刻却只想亲吻你倔强的嘴

This is the last verse.it means:

“ you suddenly tell me that you like the name “ Qi Li Xiang”
But in this moment , I just wanna kiss your stubborn lips”

Very romantic for the last phrase . actually I like it . but I am cool blooded sorry .

My research shows that “Qi li xiang” is a food in TAIWAN , which means “ fried chicken ass with sesame”

And the words “ YOUR stubborn lips” is it the YOUR means his beloved , or the chicken ass ?