the result for second year first proffesional exams are out . and there is 4 students , my seniors , having interview with " those very very knowledgable examinors" for viva distinctive students.

here are those four , all same species :

a) pirated shyang
b) tony sia long long
c) TEA big cannon ( largest tea in the world )
d) henriata/henrietta / dunno how to spell name (she is KL pp !!!!)


congratulations , although none of them get the distinctive viva , coz according to them they get owned and get cooked in the interview question sessions .


then i think think think . if i got viva interview , then wat will happen leh ?

ok la , of coz for now quite impossible coz i am lazy . the possibility is even lower than arsenal getting EPL champion .


but here is one MOCK session , if i got VIVA interview ,the situation will be like this .

examinor :" so , tell me about liddle syndrome "

me : " a pathologic disease , dicovered by sir LIddle "

examinor : " ......"

examinor 2 :" ok , nvm . imagine i m a patient having septic athritis . can u tell me what is the main causes of septic Athritis ? "

me :" bacteria "

examinor :" , wei , name it la "

me : " staph aureus , strep pyogene "

examinor : " wat sign and symptom ? explain it "

me : " pain , swelling , redness "

examinor : " i want MEDICAL TERMS !!! i wan cardinal sign "

me: " wait . aren't we are always encouraged to use simple layman term ?"

examinor : " yes , but not now ."

me : " then when ?"

examinor : " when u face ur patient u shud make them understand "

me : " u ask me to imagine u are a patient , right ?"

examinor :" ..... !@@#$%"

examinor 2: " nvm , explain why patient is experiencing pain in athritis "

me: " because stimulation of nerve "

examinor : " yes .. we know , but why stimulation of nerve? "

me : " because goes above threshold level lo ..."

examinor : " WE KNOW THIS !!! but why above ???? answer properly !!!"

me : " wait , did u know the answer ? "

examinor : " sure !!! i am a proffresor !!! "

me :" then u expect a 1st year student having the same knowledge of a proffessor ?"

examinor :" NO.... this is a simple Question ! i am sure everyone students know it ."

me :" u are sure every students know it ? "

examinor :" YES !!! it is simple"

me :" if u are sure , the why u still wanna ask me ?"

examinor :" BECAUSE I WANNA TEST U !"

me: " If u stil wanna test , tat means u are not sure, right ? "

examinor : " OK@#$% , fine . i am not sure ..."

me :" why are u not sure ? u are a prof and u suppose to know it . it is a simple question ..."

examinor :" !@##$% "

examinor 2 :" ok ok ok . pls calm down .. "

me :" i am calm . only he didn't " ( pointing at the examinor 1 )

examinor 2 :" ok . how to prevent colle's fracture ?"

me : " STOP moving the hand "

examinor 2 :" huh ? "

me: " no one will get fracture when not moving "