finally i completed my task of sotongball blog here.

sotongball blog is meant to write some useless craps here. most of it are fiction stories that has been modified and improvised.

since my k8001 camera is back i think i will turn over a new leaf and write something serious to celebrate.

of coz , in another blog. this blog is too packed haha.

herewith , sotong ball goes to sleep.
bon nuit.

my juniors got cystic fibroma in postauricular region.

wats the differential diagnosis leh.

need opinion

yesterday i went home from kuching to kuala lumpur , and i met proffesor viji in the airport. and lots of lots of students in my faculty

seems like all pp are going home for raya.

now every one can fly , include mayonese.

sotongball is ancient poet. he was born in china

and sotongball end up in steamboat soup

there is no true frenship between girls or guys.even if does , pp dun blief.

then pp said that the guy has intention on the girl.

then the guy oso had delusion tat he got intention on the girl.

then he had choosen to be holy.he indulged in holyism, alcoholism or wateverism.

tats a comedy of life, a tragedy of lust

wat is the meaning of knowing some facts ?

i tot i know something . but the something can change wo. it is variable.so can i really say i know tat thing ?

everything does change. can change changes? leave it to philosopher.i m buddhist i like pray to buddha tats my hobby dun touch it or condemn it or else i will suicide with u in the name of god.

i dun like human.i juz like talk to them.

seriously, believe me . i like the words more than it does.

when we were young

my car is a transformer . it saved my life recently .i met a car who wanna crash me and my proton suddenly changed into an autobot and drive away.

the story began like this:

the windy afternoon and ambience of serinity of faculty enthralled me , i wanna get a cup of coffee with chyibori the eukaryotes.after strenous lab work and some photostating , i feel tired and wanna go home for some rest .

then i start my engine . my car plate number , the infamous "QXX 1987" haha.very famous one this number. coz i always bring girls out with this car.but he is still virgin . virgin car sold a higher price.

not even on my air cond. i drive slowly to the junction and i saw a car kelisa from far far away speeding towards the traffic light oso .

i really got think : how if the car hit on me ?

but i juz think tat as crap , my common sense make me do the usual stuff.

@@#^#&*(((&%$^& ouch ........

then the details of crash i need no elaborations.

then my car suddenly turn to a transformer and fight with the kelisa .

the kelisa use a bazooka borrowed from pirated shyang ( Kuching life , retrieved from www.pirated.com )

then suddenly another pajero oso transform into a car-like crab robot and use a chain saw to attack my car-autobot . oh gosh it is a 2 on 1...

then my car ulti .



then i wake up from coma after 6 days .

( disclaimer : this is fiction . dun ask whether i wanna sell my car or not . it wont turn into transfomer)

kuma was brought to the garden.

she doesnt know how to swim.

cheng ho does

there was a mosquitoe in my room .

then i looked at her . its a female . she was bloody sexy.

she sucked my blood and raped me

i dun wanna get filiarisis either . it's STD

then i killed her .

a rape cum murder story .

finally i decided to talk about this case .

i lost my phone , my money , my pet bug , my pet fish recently.

i crashed my car , i suck in my football .

and i was in second year now .


nothing has been well recently .i had been in the very teruk moment of my life . really teruk . no one noticed tat i ate kolomee every day juz to save money . last time i did take things for granted .

only after my pet died then i realised that i neglect the beauty of life for so long .

even chelsea lost and draw for this two weeks , haiyoyo.

X X X X

but it's all over now coz resistance builds up .

i came back alive , and kicking.

no phone , no photo

no money , no phone.

cest la vie

i wanna tell u a sad story about me and my pet .

good bye , elidongdong

back in KL

east west , home best

high stepping gait .

definition : A patient with foot-drop has a high-stepping gait so as to prevent scraping of the toe on the ground.

diagnosis: common peronial nerve palsy

use: the gait is used to walk in the rainy days when it floods

places to use : unimas medical faculty ( when it rains )

to all lintang rock members and San and north banana and other else who is interested in making mock OSPE , it is encouragable that we all share our mock OSPE question for this coming EOB .

thnk you .

( if u yet to Mock one , MAKE ONe !!)

tonight i was so bored and i went to check our sarawak general hospital official website .





i was shocked when i saw a simple website as this.

Oh. no . the website is too simple , even my blogs are more colorful.

thats our so called multimedia super corridor era .

thnks to Karl Neoroforman the vietnamese anyway , for editing a series of nice photo.

this is the blog of appreciation

RUBEN 's cold tortoise

denial
anger
negotiation
depression
acceptance

at 1st mr. gon boon the sotong was denied by some one and lost the opportunity of involving in an operation to a beach resort to save sotong's life . . he could not believe his fate .

this was a stage of DENIAL

then he was furious and critisized the unfairness of certain authorities and even the sotong . he critics that those who went are hypocrates , goody goody , colorism and has no respect on him .
he was once a great singing sotong doctor . But onli sotongs which is bright in color were choosen to go ( majority ) , but not him.

he was mad at the pp , even months later . ANGER.

then once he was elected as the SOTONG of the year he ruled the country of squid . He who fears nothing , challanged everything . he brings out the autority and have a serious negotiation with them . He wanted his own species to do the holy job .

he missed his motherland , the beach . ( NEGOTIATION )

time passes by , he still can't get the chance back . he was sad . he felt that the pp are stubborn . DEPRESSION

and now .
he was here , sitting on the floor . asking for a quota .

so that years later pp will send sotongs of different harmony colors to the beach resort one day , to save more squids ....

( thou shall not understand this unless u are getting a wrong idea )

every one , except lala , save lives .

"" please donate blood , save a life ""

1st year medical students are lowest in the food chain .
if they are not good , the whole structure collapses.

bear in mind , juniors

cater food of the day

this is my new laptop screen .

vista business

this is sarbekas at night .

kuching actually got night view , just as my hometown KL.

when we reached a place far far away, we will try to relate it with our home some how .

this syndrome , is diagnosed as HOMEsickness

keroro

my fren gimme this chess set . i will keep it

this is kuching , sarawak , a city .

the city of kolomee

i ate the same thing for dinner and lunch .

juz write to remember

this is my new model , keroro

his name , according to internet wikipedia , is tamama.

juz too boring and bought this

i read a book about epidemiology of infertility and sperm competition and statistic of various infomation of sex .

i just knew that rape , in medical term , is so called " forced copulation"

my rhino bug having vacation in my pot and eating kiwi fruit .

latest update of my bug's photo

I Have decided to upload my tour de china photo in my other blog , http://www.gulathong.blogspot.com/ .

And today PBL sucks . i wanna sasy that the case for today PBL isnt what we had thought .

who those who are interested , u can look at the trigger below.

ehm the resolution is not good . but it is mainly about :

an 8 year old chinese girl

having problem in reading and writing

dunno how to do arimethric

physically active and talkative as normal children

APGAR score normal when born

pre=mature

slow learner

developmental milestone slower than usual pp

can communicate in simple chinese

refuse from doing homework

>>>>>>>>>>>

so the girls are labelled as MENTALLY RETARDED in my PBL as she cant write and do maths properlly .then i feel that the girl is normal

i had spent 2 whole nights thinking, discussing with chyi boon and hwei sung .

then i really find lots of info online .

i wanna prove that the girl is either having DYSLEXIA ( reading disorder ) or SLOW LEARNER category . but not mental retarded.

and i was still searching eventough PBL is over .

haha .

welcome back myself . i enjoyed my vacations and now back to school . kinda excited everyday .

excitation is because of passions . passions are generated from experiences . experiences are gained during my vacations .

so i will upload my holidays photo where i had travelled , wat food i had eaten or wat interesting facts i had learn in my trip !!!

ten minutes later , chelsea gonna versus Manchester UTD .

i hope chelsea can win .

mamak stall

kuching dun have mamak stall .

when i came back almost every night i go mamak chat . MAMAK STALL is a talk free zone .

u can talk whatever u wan there .





as long as our country has mamak stall , we still have freedom to TALK.

i feel proud .i feel happy.

we had a gathering of primary school classmates last night . and i feel proud .

it had been 10 years since we had met each others . and yet we were still together and the friendships are still there .

it was just like yesterday .


yesterday.

gathering is the place where u need no msn but can chat to friends .

( this article is from a person who is distorted . any contents related with racism , sarcasim , polymorphism and bananaism shud not be taken seriously )

u know wat is the DAY for 6th of May ?

it is the WORLD BANANA DAY ?

herewith i put some of the translated litreature to celebrate .
remember to celebrate with ur BANANA friends .

u can go wikipedia , lycos BAIDU or just google " define:BANANA SYNDROME "

here are some sign and pathologic syndrome of " banana syndrome " from KUMAR AND ROBBIN pathology guide .

BANANA SYNDROME .

autosomal recessive .
must have one mutated " i ain't no chinese " or " i hate mandarin GENE "

symptoms .
having difficulty when order food in chinese restaurant in JOHOR .
cant listen the mandarin songs
dunno who is " lee white "
dunno who is " Jing Yong "
never carry heavy bag when primary school
never watch " i guess i guess i guess guess guess "
always think that keyboard can type every word on earth
always think that fortune cookies were chinese traditional food
produce sound like " yo , yo bro , wassup man ...."
never read sin chew


too long the lists . too many signs .

BANANA 's day ? let's celebrate with wearing BANANA pyjamas !!!

( the readers who read until this line must have been boring and need to get some health consultation )

exam period = latent and dormant period .

even if u feel like wanna play , ur friends also will just keep stressing u up with their slogan " study study study "

omg . pinang pp are like that . haha

KL pp different . KL pp like to study in mc donald and KFC or go xiang xiang corner just to pretend like he/ she is very cool .

the only things i did in past 24 hours

a) sleep
b) bath
c) make notes
d) study histology slides
e) go makan in KFC
f) play carrom
g) talk about air asia flight delay with frens
h ) eat roti
i) go friendster see leng lui
j) write something in the blog.

i called nemo.

she answered.

X X X X

she went to shopping centre .

she was moody.

she saw a snail in the middle of the road .

she kicked the snail aside .


X X X X

he accompanied her walking along the street.

he saw her kicking the snail.

he was hurt.

X X X X

the snail was in the middle on the road .

it get kicked .

it was innocent.

pp like JAY CHOU , or JAY CHAU . some pp even worship him . he sings a song , called " qi li xiang " here's the lyrics .pp think that it is romantic , poetic , nice , semantic , sentimentic , lovely . but as i read the meaning deeply i discover some problem . of coz la i think its nice oso ( i write this juz to avoid getting killed by jay's fan ) . but it really has some problems. lets see some verse in the lyrics 窗外的麻雀在电线杆上多嘴 it means : "birds outside the windows , chirping on the electric post ." start with this verse . ok huh ?pp think birds are romantic since they like standing on the post in the summer , singing songs together like cpouples . but if u imagine a bird shitting on the post like those in malaysia , sometimes even it is a crow ( black + shit = bla bla black SHEEP ) . it is not poetic at all.... ok . next . 手中的铅笔在纸上来来回回我用几行字形容你是我的谁
it means :

" my pen was wandering on the paper .
i use a few verses( in poem ) to tell people who you are to me "

ok. i admit i corrected the lyrics a bit . JAY could not tell pp who his beloved is and what she meant to him . so he wrote in the poem about her.

Romantic , huh ? poem wo .

Clinical diagnosis : JAY is having autism.
So this is a autistic poet trying to live in his own world like van gogh . remember Van gogh cut his own ear off ? ehm. May be Jay can try that. Earless singer shud be as famous as van gogh.
秋刀鱼的滋味猫跟你都想了解初恋的香味就这样被我们寻回

This is the most shitty verse. Purely crap .it means .

The taste of salmon , me and my cat want to know .
The taste of our first love , is found .

Actually I think quite long to “ beautify “ the verse. The real meaning sounds like “ the smell of fishball fish ( fish that is used for making fishball ) , my cats and me wanna know . the nice smell of firstlove is therefore been found in it “

Shit !!!

Dun tell me inside the fish ball there is the SMELL of FIRST LOVE.

Then jay’s first love shud be a fish. Or stinky sotongball , or crabs.

Fishy smell = first love smell ? fetish …. Weird….

And what on earth the “cat” is related ? is it a description to his beloved ? a cat ? omg . I know cat is called “ pussy cat “

So , since cat = beloved ( for jay )
Pussy cat = pussy beloved .

Ok. I shall stop elaborate until here….

你说你舍不得吃掉这一种感觉

This means :

“ u said u are reluctant to eat it”

So Jay do not like fishball actually . weird .


你突然对我说七里香的名字很美
我此刻却只想亲吻你倔强的嘴

This is the last verse.it means:

“ you suddenly tell me that you like the name “ Qi Li Xiang”
But in this moment , I just wanna kiss your stubborn lips”

Very romantic for the last phrase . actually I like it . but I am cool blooded sorry .

My research shows that “Qi li xiang” is a food in TAIWAN , which means “ fried chicken ass with sesame”

And the words “ YOUR stubborn lips” is it the YOUR means his beloved , or the chicken ass ?

my dad said being a doctor u don't have life.

i said i knew it .

i knew it eversince i was in standard one , when i wrote the word " DOCTOR" on the school form , in the ambition column.

recently i keep on uploading photos coz i wanna deleted those in my hardisk .

sorry if u dun like the photos

i am in the middle .

check mate .

this picture was taken when a gang of medical students were having discussions on PBL in the evening along the corridor .

we wil talk about megaloblastic anaemia and echinocytes add some homocysteine and methionine .

then we will discuss where to eat tonight .

an egg. an easter bunny egg.

elitrocyte gave it to me. i wanna eat it .

it was shivering and trembling in fear.

humpy dumpy.

A SCARY HORROR BURGER MURDER STORY
it s late.

i wanna eat the burger in front of me .

but the birger asked me to study much 1st.

i said can not study in hunger. he refused to be eaten.

" according to hypocrath oaths , do no harm to everyone and anything. " said the burger .

" oaths are meant to be forgotton . laws are meant to be broken ." i continued , and my mouth chewing the very last taste of the slice of bacon in it....

the result for second year first proffesional exams are out . and there is 4 students , my seniors , having interview with " those very very knowledgable examinors" for viva distinctive students.

here are those four , all same species :

a) pirated shyang
b) tony sia long long
c) TEA big cannon ( largest tea in the world )
d) henriata/henrietta / dunno how to spell name (she is KL pp !!!!)


congratulations , although none of them get the distinctive viva , coz according to them they get owned and get cooked in the interview question sessions .


then i think think think . if i got viva interview , then wat will happen leh ?

ok la , of coz for now quite impossible coz i am lazy . the possibility is even lower than arsenal getting EPL champion .


but here is one MOCK session , if i got VIVA interview ,the situation will be like this .

examinor :" so , tell me about liddle syndrome "

me : " a pathologic disease , dicovered by sir LIddle "

examinor : " ......"

examinor 2 :" ok , nvm . imagine i m a patient having septic athritis . can u tell me what is the main causes of septic Athritis ? "

me :" bacteria "

examinor :" , wei , name it la "

me : " staph aureus , strep pyogene "

examinor : " wat sign and symptom ? explain it "

me : " pain , swelling , redness "

examinor : " i want MEDICAL TERMS !!! i wan cardinal sign "

me: " wait . aren't we are always encouraged to use simple layman term ?"

examinor : " yes , but not now ."

me : " then when ?"

examinor : " when u face ur patient u shud make them understand "

me : " u ask me to imagine u are a patient , right ?"

examinor :" ..... !@@#$%"

examinor 2: " nvm , explain why patient is experiencing pain in athritis "

me: " because stimulation of nerve "

examinor : " yes .. we know , but why stimulation of nerve? "

me : " because goes above threshold level lo ..."

examinor : " WE KNOW THIS !!! but why above ???? answer properly !!!"

me : " wait , did u know the answer ? "

examinor : " sure !!! i am a proffresor !!! "

me :" then u expect a 1st year student having the same knowledge of a proffessor ?"

examinor :" NO.... this is a simple Question ! i am sure everyone students know it ."

me :" u are sure every students know it ? "

examinor :" YES !!! it is simple"

me :" if u are sure , the why u still wanna ask me ?"

examinor :" BECAUSE I WANNA TEST U !"

me: " If u stil wanna test , tat means u are not sure, right ? "

examinor : " OK@#$% , fine . i am not sure ..."

me :" why are u not sure ? u are a prof and u suppose to know it . it is a simple question ..."

examinor :" !@##$% "

examinor 2 :" ok ok ok . pls calm down .. "

me :" i am calm . only he didn't " ( pointing at the examinor 1 )

examinor 2 :" ok . how to prevent colle's fracture ?"

me : " STOP moving the hand "

examinor 2 :" huh ? "

me: " no one will get fracture when not moving "

my pet .

every day when i study he stays beside me.

i think by year end he can take first proffesional exam with me as well , if he pays attention.

today i spent the whole afternoon walking in old campus after exam .

the lake was in front of me. peacefully lay at the very quiet place of seroja .

but i still can see the stress within my reflection of the water....

the song is still melancholily sung , in radio.

i looked at the clock . the clock looked at me .

i looked at my pet, he crawled to me .

i looked at her photo .

she doesnt look at me .

i remember one of my fren called prasad .


he is thin and tall and thin and thin . superb lanky type .

tats what caused him always falling down when playing footbal .

long time never see him already , last time he sat beside me and we both share some same interests .

but he once told me his goitre is hyperfunctioning , and tats y it causes him so thin .

" its hyper metabolism , " i remember he said that before .

years later...


whenever i read about hyperthyroidism , i will remember him .

on the plane .

hash brown , ming2 and me were on the plane . 3 person

then the lights were off . hash brown vanished in the dark.

left 2 person .

then a quite nice air stewardess passed by , selling some snacks.

ming2 look at me , i looked at the air stewardess.

the air stewardess looked at the snacks being sold.

i am in HOme town , and my home town is in KL.

not KUala LIPIS la , Kuala Lumpur . the place where u can find most belle fille.

and i went to Alook in sri petaling street today , making specs for my bro as a SPM present.

then after that go eat the nam heong chicken rice , superb .

and i notice one thing where only KL foo chow have , the " foo Chow FISH BALL "

sarawak foo chow onli know how to make "KOMBIA " , " KAMPUA " , and " venomancer " ...

"diabetes mellitus is a very chronic and pravalent disease..."said the prof.

i like diabetes . it is sweet.

prednisolone is a cause !!!!

this is my fren , san chyi boon

when u search him in google , u cant find his name.

he is very good in eating.

we human like eating .





we always eat our dinner outside . the cafe in our faculty sucks . very bad food served , and they close at 8 .





our choices are not much . usually 100% or jazz or sarberkas .





and this is how we eat. i took some photo to let u all see

see the plates . u can count how many plates per person we have eaten .( i was not inside)

malaysia boleh

Yesterday I did badly in my Quiz . because I was having imsonia and did not study the night before . I kept on thinking of the egg and that’s why I lose my concentration. My friend did ask me why I had done badly but I felt foolish if I told them “ its all because of the egg …”

I went back my room . the egg was still my table .

I took it up. And I felt that something strange.

The egg had turned pale . almost white in colour.

Why ?

suddenly I felt a chill run down my spine…

I woke up at 3 . just had a bad dream .

Looking at my table . the egg was still there .

Faded moonlight outside my window penetrated through the curtain. And the egg was showered by the moon. It was not round anymore .

I looked at its shadow. Eclipse in shape .It changes from time to time.

It looked scary. I closed my eyes tight and cover myself in blanket…

I decided to keep the egg.

I wanna know who had given it to me , and I started my investigation.

A girl. An egg. And a message.

i opened my book, and tried to study . but my mind run wild .i was still thinking of the egg.

Eggs
Egg
Egg
Eggzz
Egzzzzz
Zzzz……

It was an egg .

On my table. I felt weird as I knew that no one had given me an egg before. At least not in such way.

I took up the egg.

It was round . and I found a message on the table.

“ pls take care of me .

From:egg.”

Oh gosh it’s not april fool. I decided to throw the egg away.

But wait. It’s been a long time I did not eat omelette.

Suddenly I feel that the hand writing on the message paper is quite nice. It’s probably a girl who did this . why would a girl want me to take care of an egg ?

Why ?

we went to computer class . omg we have waited one hour there .

then a polar bear appear in the room and wanna teach us macromedia flash player .

i choose to shut down the infomation absorption pathway , lack of enzyme and atp.

and i wrote some strange things here.

i was on the plane , air-asia . going back to my hometown KL . goodbye the lovely kuching .i can see the trees and moutain getting smaller from the plane window .

i was happy and hummed some songs


"I'm on my way
Well, I'm on my way
Home sweet home
Tonight tonight
I'm on my way
Just set me free


Home sweet home"

then i feel tired and decided to have a nap .

" woi .. wake up . " my fren chyi boon nudged me and i realised the plane had landed .

i stood up and carried my luggage . then we queued and step down the plane . but seems there is no one there down the LCCT terminal .


empty . very empty.


me and chyi boon walked along the corridor . then i feel weird .

i saw a signboard when i enter the terminal .


" welcome to PINANG"

wait. i think i got to the wrong place . i wanna go back KL not pinang ??!!!


oh my GOD!!!!!!

X X X X

i opened my eyes , realised myself sitting on the plane seat . Sureen who sat near to me make some funny noise and wake me up .

" hey boy , u sleeping ar ? u see u la saliva oso come out ald ."

" i dun wanna go pinang ... "

i just barely murmured to myself and went back to sleep again .

" huh ? "leaving sureen alone who doesnt know what the hell i was talking about .

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