( this article is from a person who is distorted . any contents related with racism , sarcasim , polymorphism and bananaism shud not be taken seriously )
u know wat is the DAY for 6th of May ?
it is the WORLD BANANA DAY ?
herewith i put some of the translated litreature to celebrate .
remember to celebrate with ur BANANA friends .
u can go wikipedia , lycos BAIDU or just google " define:BANANA SYNDROME "
here are some sign and pathologic syndrome of " banana syndrome " from KUMAR AND ROBBIN pathology guide .
BANANA SYNDROME .
autosomal recessive .
must have one mutated " i ain't no chinese " or " i hate mandarin GENE "
symptoms .
having difficulty when order food in chinese restaurant in JOHOR .
cant listen the mandarin songs
dunno who is " lee white "
dunno who is " Jing Yong "
never carry heavy bag when primary school
never watch " i guess i guess i guess guess guess "
always think that keyboard can type every word on earth
always think that fortune cookies were chinese traditional food
produce sound like " yo , yo bro , wassup man ...."
never read sin chew
too long the lists . too many signs .
BANANA 's day ? let's celebrate with wearing BANANA pyjamas !!!
( the readers who read until this line must have been boring and need to get some health consultation )
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