OK NO MORE FOOTBALL.

ok no more football. football is my life and religion . but since i choose to be free thinker so i juz stop talking my religion in this blog.

later i get caught by ISA for akta hasutan 1976.

and i found one new passions in life . A BUG .

u know i am a bug lovers.anyone who can deny that ? if u dunno it tat means u dunno me much . i pelihara a lot of things b4 .

snails
cricket
apple snails
watersnails
caterpillar
earthworm
guppy
crab ( sea crab )
locust
frog + tadpoles
praying mantis
slug
leech
big bug
bandaraya fish + beta fighting fish + a lot other fish
lizard
my brother
lala
....

the list keep goin . notice that i dun have dogs or cats . bcoz my house got my mom .

actualli i wanna get one jelly fish . but hard to catch .

tat day i went to bako national park i saw lots of mudskipper . it is a fish which can jump and skip. its cute . i wanna catch one but bcoz it is national park so can not bring any animals back.

i have no fate with those cute mudskipper.
cest' la vie .



But i got a new companion recently. since now i stay in a hostel so i got a roommate . i like this roommate bcoz he is benign . he dint have any major bad habits. he like to play guitar.ok la his guitar quite nice oso i got free streetmusic to listen sometimes.

but he outcast a bit , always talk some thing which we all disagree so sometimes he getting bullied and !@#$%ed.

he scared animals . like one day he sexually assaulted me in fear when he saw a spider in the car.
he screamed and shouted and grab my body and hug me .

ok la at least he din't bite me . at least he will do tat ONLY when he see a spider.everyone got weaknesses.

but now i got one RHINO BUG !!!


the story start with karl , the vietnamese fren on mine. one day he was printing in the very late night , some notes of immunology. he was very frust bcoz his printer very slow.

so he decided to throw some rubbish out of the window.

why throw rubbish when feel bored and frust ? may be this is some vietnamese ritual to throw away bad luck.

then he heard some sound down outside the window. he feel curious and have a look.

OMG!!!! he said . he saw a kalikali down the floor right outside his window under the moonlight .



for ur infomation , kalikali is the word "bug" in vietnam .

and he feel worried bcoz the bug look like nerubian assasin ( dotA term again , in layman's term , ( noun, singular , an irritating yet dangerous thing )


so he picked up the phone and called.

who he gonna call ?


not ghost busters , but he called me in the late nite when i was listening to songs, eating crackers and reading storybooks .i expected a girl to call me but when i see its HIS contact deep in my heart i damn that vietnamese.

" thong , u are not going to believe this " he said , in monotonous voice.

" so ? so wats wrong ? " i replied . in polyphonic tone this time coz i used nokia.

"there is a bug as big as **** , come and catch"

i ended the call , take my gadgets , and rush to the crime scene .

-( music on)-


when i reached there , karl led me to the window , the 1st thing i saw was rubbishes around the floor.

then only after a while i notice something crawling on the floor .yep. It is an insect , a quite-huge-rhinobug turning upside downas his legs kept moving , as if inviting some one to catch him.


so without much effort it was inside my plastic bag. nerrubian assasin was pawned and hex and captured once again.

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chapter two : the escape of nerubian the rhinobug

the very last nite i remember i put it in a basket( actualli dustbin ) borrowed from Kumar ( oso one of the housemate) and used a plastic bag to wrap it tight. then i poke some holes on it.

these morning my roommate woke me up . i opened my eyes and saw him in fear .

" nightmare , huh ? " i asked in sleepy voice.

" its your BUG !!!! " he screamed and cover himself inside the blanket .

what ? my bug . its ok , its harmless. i looked at the basket and get the shock of my life .

the plastic bag was broken and the bug was gone .

it was gone ...

i was stunt by the nerubian assasin again. i forgot he can impale and can vendetta ( dotA term , hard to explain). where he went ? how come he can escape ? omy gosh this is getting weird and i shud have studied how strong a bug is to break a plastic bag .

i looked at my roommate , he was trembling in fear .

haiz . i signed.

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i spent one hour in the morning to find the rhinobug in my room.

but cant find him , at last i found him in the balcony of our apartment.